Are these two related?

Really???

And that's all I really have to say about that.

keeping you a-breast

So, for a very long time I was at least a semi-regular blog poster. And then I came back home for the summer and evidently things like Zaxby's fried chicken, friends, family, freakishly-addictive YA novels, and general Georgia fun seemed way more important. 

However, due to the fact that I am due back in Bregenz for round two of this shindig pretty soon...

I figured it was time to return. 

Now, I promise that I will eventually get back to the Sally and McCarty adventures that occurred, oh some five months ago now. But for now, I figured I'd drag up the favorite "facebook needs to chill" file for a few days before recanting my Georgia adventures of late. 

Warning: I have been hoarding these while I was away from my blog.

Ok, now there are others here that might draw an exasperated eye roll out of me on a regular basis. In fact, there will be more where that came from later this week. Yet, today I'd like to focus on the gem, there, second in line.

Now, I don't know your particular handle on the German language so I am going to do a bit of translation along the way. That as you may guess is an advertisement for breast enhancement.

I appreciate the simplicity of the ad. Especially the "Fragen?" to the side there. "Fragen?" means "Questions?"

Yeah, I gotta question.

Since facebook claims to cater these advertisements to the particular person who views them, what on God's green earth did I do to get this one?!?! Did Zuckerberg's robots search my pictures to discover "Hmmm, looking particularly flat-chested in this photo. I know the perfect ad for her!"

On a related note, who begins their personal decision process of breast enhancement on facebook? 

I think an Egyptian Nile cruise and a spa vacation (see above) are in order to process the fact that I apparently have an insufficient cup size. Geez.

Stay tuned for more 

It's good to be back.